You know, being a celebrity is not it’s all cracked up to be.

We may see the fast cars, huge mansions and endless parties as something to envy. But at least when us ‘civilians’ are caught on camera making a fool of ourselves when drunk, we only have to bear the taunts of our friends. Unless, of course, some clever bastard has put the images on Facebook. But that’s a whole other story.

You see, it could be worse – you could be a celebrity. Yes, they may lead a life of luxury, but they are only human beings after all. No, really. So if they’re caught on camera making a drunken tit of themselves, the whole world has an opinion.

Some publishers will mock, others will be morally outraged, while some, even worse, would just ignore it.And even when you think it’s died down, some website or TV programme does one of those annoying top 10s. Bastards!