hecklerspray’s favourite celebs not seen, not doing stuff, not hosted by Hawkeye…

Big Brother 2’s Dean McLoughlin stroking a ten year old boy’s face at Digbeth Coach station, Birmingham…

A tanned and relaxed looking Sadie Frost, spitting food into her handbag at Zilli’s Fish restaurant, Soho…

Celebrity Fat Club trainer Harvey loudly heckling an overweight man for purchasing a cheese and onion pasty in Gregg’s, Clapham Junction…

Stephen Fry sweating profusely while fingering baby clothes in Mothercare, Whiteleys…

Pop Idol runner-up Darius Danesh drunkenly asking "who wants tae fellate this?" in the Tron Bar, Glasgow…

Andi Peters giggling hysterically while being chased around by Top of the Pop’s Tim Kash in Shepherd’s Bush, west London…

Blazin Squad’s Kenzie, Strider and Spike E admonishing a young girl not to make the mistakes they did at her age at the Disney store, Kingston…

Amanda Holden looking relaxed and healthy, squatting for a shit in WHSmith, Paddington…

WHO HAVE YOU SPOTTED THIS WEEK? MORE CELEBS NOT DOING STUFF NEXT WEEK.