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Our week of Sports Personality Of The Year betting odds continues with a look at the chances of another dull-as-fluff sportsperson who stands out of the crowd for being able to string a sentence together.

2006 is a big sporting year, so the chances of anyone being crowned Sports Personality Of The Year are better than usual. For example, this year there’s the World Cup, Wimbledon, um, probably some kind of snooker competition, er, cars… anyway, loads of sports. Sport sport sport, hooray for sport!

So without further ado, here are the Sports Personality Of The Year betting odds for Paula Radcliffe, with help from SportingOdds.com…

Paula Radcliffe – Not many people make us proud to be British, but
Paula Radcliffe is one of them. Not for her the conventional method of
long-distance running – Paula would prefer to run like a marionette
puppet operated by Judy Finnegan. And if that’s not enough, she pisses
in the street. She actually pisses in the middle of the road during
races. And she might have shat, too, but that’s a bit speculative.
Paula Radcliffe is a Sports Personality Of The Year perennial
contender, because she always tends to run quite fast. But unless the big
poopy pee-pants swings past Germany during a marathon and scissorkicks
the winning goal in the World Cup, her Sports Personality Of The Year
chances aren’t too grand. Current Sports Personality Of The Year
betting odds – 20/1

More Sports Personality Of The Year betting odds tomorrow, but don’t
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[story by Stuart Heritage]