Not only did Kylie Jenner completely overshadow the Super Bowl with her baby announcement, she made me totally forget the most important thing that happened this past weekend: A Spice Girls reunion!
All five Spice Girls got together at Geri’s house to seemingly celebrate their old manager, Simon Fuller, and now everyone is saying that some sort of non-tour related Spice Girls reunion is going to happen. As if I hadn’t been praising 2018 enough!
Both Emma and Mel C have since said that they mostly just chatted and hung out and laughed about the good old days when they all dressed like expensive drag queens, but that some sort of reunion could definitely happen, they just need to figure out what.
Obviously another tour is off the table given that they’ve all got kids right now and unlike Kim Kardashian, most of them seem interested in spending time with their children. Shocker, I know.
In my absolute fucking DREAM WORLD they’d all get back together and do a Golden Girls-esque Spice Girls reunion show, where they’re all divorced or widowed and live together in Miami. Who would be the Rose? Who would be the Sophia? Who would be the Dorothy? Geri would clearly be the Blanche. I feel like I’m describing my dream show.
If they can bring back everything from Roseanne to Will and Grace to whatever shit they’re rebooting next, why can’t they make a new Golden Girls with the Spice Girls? The Spice Girls AND Betty White as their sassy Nana!
If there is a God, he will make this beautiful dream of mine happen. Frankly, I’m having a horrible week so I could really use this win. Come on NBC! I believe in you! (I assume NBC will make this happen? I mean, do they even have any hits on their hands right now? I have no idea).