Spice Girls Pregnancy Betting Odds: Scary

This week we're filling the post-Big Brother betting odds voids the only way we know how - by staring at the ovaries of the Spice Girls and screaming "Fertilise, damn you! Fertilise! We've got money on this!"

That's because the Spice Girls are getting ready to reform and go on a big world tour, and that means if any of them get pregnant they'll ruin everything. But this is the Spice Girls we're talking about, so one of them is bound to get themselves knocked up before the group splits up again. But which one? It's a good job we're here, isn't it - that's exactly what we're profiling this week. Yesterday we looked at the chances of Emma Bunton getting pregnant - and today?

Today we're going to be looking at the Spice Girls pregnancy betting odds for Scary Spice Mel B, with help as ever from Paddy Power…

Scary - Ladies and gentlemen, we think we may have found you the bargain of the century here - Mel B is apparently only the second-least likely Spice Girl to get pregnant before they split up again. And that's just crazy - we can't think of a single reason why Mel B wouldn't get pregnant immediately. Sure, it hasn't been long since she pushed out Eddie Murphy's baby and another rapid pregnancy might make all her teeth fall out. But, come on, this is Mel B we're talking about - people told her not to get knocked up by Eddie Murphy and she did, then they told her that she shouldn't get married on the rebound to a convicted wife-beater and she did. Now, if we're to be believed, all the Spice Girls have been banned from getting pregnant until their reunion tour is over - so we'd be surprised if Mel B doesn't get pregnant immediately. Three times over. By a dinosaur. Current Spice Girls betting odds - 5/1

Tomorrow: Will Geri Halliwell get pregnant? Will she? Answer us! But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power Spice Girls Pregnancy betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.