Spice Girls Comeback Inflicts Itself On Vancouver

The Spice Girls comeback hasn’t exactly been a top-notch success yet – there’s been a failed single, an underperforming Best Of album and a Tesco advert so distressing that it’s given us recurring nightmares about Posh Spice’s rubbery mouth.

But all of that can be consigned to the past, because the real money-making leg of the Spice Girls comeback kicked off last night – it was the first concert of the Spice Girls’ reunion world tour in Vancouver. 16,000 screaming Spice Girls fans packed into General Motors Place to see Scary Spice, Baby Spice, Sporty Spice, Posh Spice and Alarmingly Muscular Spice go through all their biggest hits, plus that new song that nobody bought. And according to early reviews, the Spice Girls comeback show is a hit, even though at one point it apparently featured The Sporty Spice Tribute To Lenny Kravitz In Association With The Sort Of Harrowing Bondage Gear That Will Make You Spend The Rest Of Your Life Shivering And Alone.