In the old days, MTV used to show music videos that artists made to promote their new single.
But now in our modern society, MTV has changed and only offers programming that really has nothing to do with music. Well, Tim Westwood does play records we guess.
One of the most popular shows is The Hills. A reality show where we get to compare our own grim lives to those of some trendy twentysomething spoilt tits. Known for being a bit dim, Spencer from the show has decided to open his gob and speak about Proposition 8, the big hot topic in California at the moment. Remember, we did say he’s known for being a bit dim.
Without going into the subject too much, the passing of Proposition 8 has stopped gay and lesbians from marrying each other. While America voted in Barack Obama last week, this was also being contested in the Californian state. It’s also something that every celebrity seems to have a view on. Some are for it, and some are against it and want gay and lesbians burnt at the stake like it’s the Middle Ages.
Just like on X Factor the other week, it appears that not enough people bothered to vote for what they wanted, and their chance stop the ban on same-sex couples marriage rights was scuppered. Unlike X Factor, thousands of people joined in protest to try and overturn the ruling, but it’s looking increasingly likely that their efforts are going to be wasted. However, Barack Obama seems to be everyone’s friend so he’ll make it up to everyone by simply waving his magic presidential puppy around to make everyone happy and jolly so they can skip off in to the distance holding hands.
But until then we have to put up with Spencer Pratt from The Hills and his wonderful opinions on the matter.
While filming a typically wooden scripted scene for The Hills, Spencer decided to let the world know what we thought about Proposition 8. He doesn’t seem to have any burning hatred for gays and lesbians but what he said doesn’t really sound right:
“Like I’ve always said: Heidi’s hair and makeup people are some of my favorite homosexuals on the planet, and if they want to marry each other, I’m not about to be like don’t.”
At least we now know why Heidi looks so, er, glamorous. The key to eternal beauty is to get your slap put on by a gay man or lesbian lady! Genius. Now to open a salon employing only homosexual people. We’ll have queues round the corner so people can get pampered to the max.
Despite California banning gay marriage, we can offer one solution to help solve the problem. They can simply skip over the state border and do it somewhere else, print off a marriage certificate off the internet or come over to good old Blighty.
The UK is a hip and trendy place and will let you marry anyone at all. Be it a man, woman, brick wall or a tree. Everyone spreads their love everyday in the form of a daily cuddle.