The UK music scene has been missing something for a number of years now – specifically it’s been missing a fat shouting man, a bit-part actor, a bloke who’s in a band with one of Buck’s Fizz, a TV advert sofa salesman and a drummer.

That’s Spandau Ballet, if you hadn’t already guessed. Spandau Ballet are all set to spectacularly reform, it was revealed yesterday. OK, that’s not strictly true – Spandau Ballet might be set to spectacularly reform. OK, that’s not completely true either – Spandau Ballet might be set to spectacularly reform in about four years’ time if fat singer Tony Hadley gets his way. Possibly. Even though everyone from Spandau Ballet openly hates everyone else from Spandau Ballet. And this is the biggest news in England today.