Take a look at Martha Stewart and ask yourself this – how in the world could anyone possibly bring themselves to hate that emotionless, flinty-eyed, possibly-robotic, convicted liar’s schnooky little face?

But somehow it’s happened. Martha Stewart, most recently seen on TV larking around St Petersburg making pancakes out of caviar, has upset the local residents of Katonah in New York state by attempting to trademark the name Katonah for a Martha Stewart-approved range of furniture. But now the people of Katonah have hit back at Martha Stewart by singing a song about her and putting it on YouTube. We’d hate to be Martha Stewart right now, because it sure does take a strong heart to stand firm in the face of a man in a cowboy hat bumbling through a six-minute-long song while a confused man waves a big picture of an Indian chief around.