Someone legit gave up half a million dollars to spend time with one of the most loathed actress in Hollywood, Kristen Stewart. WHY?
A wealthy Middle Eastern prince who gave up the moolah to hang with the ungrateful, two-timing hoe-bag for 15 minutes. At least the money went towards a good cause, the Hurricane Sandy relief effort.
But why on earth Kristen Stewart, dear prince? Is Twilight the only American movie not banned in your country? Are you the biggest Arab twihard, who’s lavish palace is covered in gaudy Twilight memorabilia? Yes, that generous amount of money is a grand contribution to a very worthy charity, but why not just donate the money without having a forced meeting with a stranger?
Hey Aladdin, here is an idea. Just hire a Kristen Stewart look-a-like escort for 15 minutes, rather than spend the money to hang with an awkward “actress” who bites her lips constantly. At least then you would receive some satisfaction. The hooker will probably be a better conversationalist anyway.
No seriously, every interview I have seen with Stewart is so uncomfortable. No one is forcing you to be a famous Hollywood actress, Kristen. You can stop anytime if you don’t like the attention and everything else that goes with fame.
You are only in the spotlight because Twilight became a huge sensation. Not to mention all the support of die hard Twilight fans who have an unhealthy obsession over your character, Bella Swan, and who will actually pay money to see your other shitty films. God, I’m so glad the Twilight saga is over with.
And how do you have the balls to cheat on Robert Pattinson? How could be unfaithful to the only thing that makes Twilight worth watching? Ok, maybe I have a thing for pasty English boys. But really, you fucked up girl.