You know Tawny Kitaen? No? You mean you don’t know who Tawny Kitaen is? Come on, she played Karen Malone in 1985 made-for-TV movie California Girls – and she was in the video for Here I Go Again by Whitesnake.

Anyone? Anyone know who Tawny Kitaen is? No, OK, us neither. All those facts in the paragraph above were borrowed from the Internet, and there’ll be plenty more where that came from later. Anyway, Tawny Kitaen – and just to make it clear, we don’t actually know who she is – has been arrested because police officers found 15 grams of cocaine in her house. And if that news hasn’t affected your life in a very real, profound way then we’re not sure you can be saved.