Snoop Gets Show On E!, Still Very Street

hecklerspray knows good television, and let us tell you - good television is upon us.

Picture if you will, an entire half-hour TV program based on millions of people watching a gigantic plume of smoke counsel it's children, clean up parks to appease a court-house verdict, and wax philosophical on at least one mic per episode. Do you have it? Did you picture it?

More importantly, did the show in your mind's eye star Snoop Doggy Dogg? Did it follow him on his adventures while he solved real FBI cases Dayle Hinman-style? Because apparently that's exactly what the new reality based E! network show is going to be about.

Minus the crime solving, the FBI and any sense of plot of course. In fact, it's actually just gonna be another celebrity/reality-based TV show trying to recapture that turkey-hucking Osbourne magic.The programme will likely be most interesting when it's re-aired in court as Exhibit A.

Now when that really happens just remember who called it first.

Who among us has never wanted to watch Snoop Dogg step into his own diamond-encrusted shower - fluffy robe and all - while sitting in the comfort of our own living room? Who has never wanted to know what he looks like whilst using a hoe and shovel to harvest his basement lamp-lit crop? Who didn't want to witness his flood of emotion first hand when the UK stuck it to him?

Now notice, if you will, that not a single hand went up during either of those questions. That's because the world loves Snoop Snoopy Diddy Dogg, and it's been itching to see every detail of his life since it first learned he could metamorph into a doberman pinscher. That's right, ever since Snoopedy Snoop-Snoop first showed that true street cred was soon to become widely available to the masses via him, MTV and VH1, the world has hungered for more Snoop related details. For instance, William in Oklahoma really wants to know how exactly the famed rapper came to be named after a children's cartoon, and why he seems to have flourished with it while former gangsta rapper Mick Mousey Mouse had a career but a fraction as long.

These things and more will likely be chronicled in Snippy Snoppy Snoop's new E! show. Speaking of show content, some white guy said:

"It will be hilarious and heart-warming. The juggling act that Snoop faces day-in, day-out between career and family is certain to resonate with our viewers. Snoop is, without a doubt, one of the most charismatic and intriguing personalities in pop culture today. While he has captured a legion of fans as the king of hip-hop, what makes Snoop most interesting is the side of him that most people have never seen."

The same Caucasian explained more:

"We would however like viewers to know that due to Snoop's overriding tendency to be a Black rapper, each show-camera will be operated by a policeman with several pocket-fulls of bullets. Safety first."

Although we're not entirely sure how that second quote got on there as it appears both fake and rude, we'd like to say officially that come season premiere, hecklerspray will be in attendance. But so help us if Snoop and his charismatic ways influence our children to kill in any fashion… (picture powerful fist waving slowly in the air)!!!

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