Some people are scared of flying, and the fear manifests itself in different ways. Some will cry, some will sweat, and some will try to carry an collapsible 21-inch police baton onto the plane in case they need to swipe out at anyone.

You’ll never guess which one of these Snoop Dogg reportedly tried to do on a recent flight from Orange County to New York. Go on, guess. You won’t guess which one. What’s that? The giant weapon one? Oh, OK, you did guess. Anyway, now Orange Country prosecutors are trying to decide whether or not to file charges against Snoop Dogg for attempting to take a massively violent instrument onto an aeroplane when the rest of us aren’t even allowed any effing hairgel.