When you’re a stone-cold streetwalking hustler like Snoop Dogg, the law exists only to be ignored; unless, of course, you get caught ignoring the law – in which case you go to court and tell everyone you’re really very sorry for being such a naughty boy.

Snoop Dogg went to court yesterday to face a bunch of felony charges stemming from a) the time he rolled around Burbank in a car overflowing with guns and drugs and b) the time he did the exact same thing again a month later – and to everyone’s surprise Snoop Dogg pleaded no contest to everything thrown at him. By doing this, Snoop Dogg avoided a jail sentence but has been put on probation for five years. We know – we’re scared that there won’t be another monthly Snoop Dogg arrest story until 2012 too. Hold us. We just want to be held.