So what if golf is played by the kind of smug cretinous goons who you would pretend not to notice were they getting ever limper under a dust cloud of ASBO fists on a late night bus – this game is amazing. It’s Golf. But it’s, like, Computer Golf.
All the same rules apply as with normal Golf – in that you use your stick to hit the gobstopper at the hole, or into your opponents face. Only, here you don’t have to dress up like a guffawing idiot who probably goes out for prostitutes when no one’s looking.