Here’s a groundbreaking piece of brilliance for you – Windscreen Wiperz. It’s amazing. You play a raindrop, you see, and you have to guide it around a windscreen picking things up as it gets longer and…
Oh, hang on, it’s Snake. Still, when was the last time you played Snake on your phone? Years ago, probably. And Windscreen Wiperz is even better than Snake, because it hasn’t got any snakes in it, just water and squashed-up bugs. And… oh, actually, you know what? Forget it. If you like Snake, you’ll like Windscreen Wiperz. If you don’t, you’re just wasting your time.
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