Nothing can bring comfort quite like the knowledge that even though Johnny Holbrook from middle school might show up any given second to steal our pants again – it doesn’t matter because we wouldn’t be all the way naked anyway.

That’s because modern society has instilled the need for underpants deeply in the subconscious of everybody everywhere. Thanks for that, first world countries. Of course standing there in your whitey-tighties isn’t really a good idea either – not with wedgies and all.

That’s where Wedgie Toss 2 comes in. It’s just like the title implies – you stretch out the underpants of a guy that looks vaguely like the Professor from the Power Puff Girls, and then let go to watch him fly. It’s a distance thing, and so far we’ve gotten over 400 feet.

Sure it sounds like we’re bragging but we’re not. Nobody’s probably ever done better though.

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