Summer’s here, and that only means one thing: wasp stings, sunburn and a series of empty, disappointingly soul-crushing relationships with people who were only put on the face of the earth to break your fragile heart. And, um, waterslides.

You know Starburst, the sweets that used to be called Opal Fruits but aren’t any more? Well, they’ve made a summertime waterslide online game. Some fool has littered the waterslides with chewy, individually-wrapped, fruit flavoured sweets and you have to pick as many of them up as you can while hurtling down the waterslide at cheek-ripping speeds.

There’s also a competition to win a waterproof TV, you lucky summertime devils.

Play Waterslide Slalom now.