SLACKERJACK - Warbears 2

So many things in this world are beautiful but annoying, like frozen iPods or all girls ever, and Warbears 2 isn't different in the slightest. Warbears 2 is beautiful - from the music to the graphic to the animation - but it's really really really fucking annoying.

Remember when you used to play Monkey Island for months, growing ever more frustrated because your lousy screen couldn't display the tiny fish that you were supposed to pick up and throw at a bird to loosen a plank so you could squeeze through a gap and then get frustrated all over again at something different? Well Warbears 2 is like that multiplied by a million. You play a number of bears with different attributes, and you have to use their skills to get into a house to beat some bad guys. We think - we've played Warbears 2 for over an hour and we've only just figured out how not to kill the squirrel when you chop the tree down. For fans of mentally-taxing games that would take Steven Hawkins eight or none years to complete, Warbears 2 is worthy of your attention. Or maybe it's just us. Maybe we're the ones who suck at it.

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