Damn those geometric monarchs, coming over over here and falling asleep on bits of wood. Why, we ought to teach those bastards a lesson!
What’s that? We CAN? By playing Wake The Royalty, the planet’s leading wood-based geometric monarch-waking game? Oh, thank God for that. In Wake The Royalty, you have to make bits of wood interact with other bits of wood to start a sequence of events that ends with a member of the royal family being woken up. It’s a bit maths-y, but if you’re a fan of maths-y games where you have to wake up geometric monarchs with bits of wood, you’re gonna love this.
