SLACKERJACK - Turret Pong
Then buzz it up
August 15th, 2007 at 12:30 by Stuart Heritage
This an appeal on behalf of hecklerspray - if anyone out there is even halfway decent at Turret Pong, and has actually managed to win a game of Turret Pong, please let us know. Because we're slightly convinced that it's impossible.
Turret Pong is just like normal Pong, only so ridiculously difficult that it makes us want to cry. Basically, instead of batting a ball backwards and forwards with a paddle, Turret Pong asks you to shoot a ball across your enemy's goal-line with a gun. That constantly swings from side to side of the screen so you can never quite line your shots up properly. We played Turret Pong on the 'easy' setting and lost 5-0. Then, with age and experience behind us, we played Turret Pong again. And lost 7-0. If you manage to beat the computer at Turret Pong, we'll worship you like gods.
August 15th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Good game, bit easy tho…
August 22nd, 2007 at 6:50 pm
got lvl4
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:53 pm
I’m pretty good at Turret Pong. I have completely mastered the ‘easy’ part and can get up to level 24 on the ‘hard’ part.