It's a universal fact that being a doctor is probably the easiest job in the world – you get paid £250 a minute and all you have to do is bandage people up and shit. Meanwhile, the real grafters of the world – the celebrity bloggers – are left with the scraps. It's unfair.
To demonstrate just how easy being a doctor clearly is, just take a look at today's game – Tuberculosis. The point of Tuberculosis is to discover the specific bacteria that causes Tuberculosis. Woo hoo! After playing Tuberculosis for a while, we've realised that all this really took was a few minutes walking round mixing up ill spit on a glass and stabbing it into a guinea pig until it died. Curing Tuberculosis was a piece of cake, and now it's done it's given doctors more time to lord it about over everyone like a bunch of bastards. Everybody wins!
