“Nyiiiim Nyiiim!” “Vroom!” “Oh, get over that rock you fat piss!” These are just some of the noises you’ll be making as you play Trial Bike Pro, today’s Slackerjack.

Most motorbike games are either all about buzzing round a track as fast as you can, or leaping off ramps and bouncing off seagulls, but Trial Bike Pro isn’t most motorbike games. Instead, Trial Bike Pro forces you to use your arrow keys to navigate your way around some hair-pullingly intricate trial bike courses. After a few minutes trying to buzz your bike over various rocks and logs, your frustration at Trial Bike Pro will be matched only by the thankful feeling in your stomach when you realise that you’re not the guy in Trial Bike Pro getting dropped on his head every three seconds.

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