Woooo! Today is Halloween, the spookiest day of the whole year!

In theory, that is. In reality, Halloween is a day for snotty-faced brats to put a sheet over their heads, knock on your door and demand cash or sweets from you. And don’t get us started on carving stuff into pumpkins, either. Ooooh, it’s a scary vegetable! Run away!

Anyway, because it’s Halloween, today’s Slackerjack is all spooky. Transylmania is a nifty little game where you play a vampire hell-bent on getting rid of the idiot villagers milling around your house. It’s the most terrifying thing you’ll see all day, unless you’ve already watched The Jeremy Kyle Show, that is.

Play Transylmania now