Here’s an embarrassing admission – we recently played Toss The Turtle for two and a half hours without a break.

And not just because Toss The Turtle sounds like it should be about masturbation, either. Instead it’s one of those ‘throw a thing and see how far it’ll go’ things that you’ll have played a billion times before. However, in Toss The Turtle you have to save up for upgrades, and that’s bound to keep you hooked. Especially when you’re saving up for the tank that’ll fire you 100 miles in one go.

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