Oh great, a game where the point is to not drown the boy. If we had a penny every time we suffered the painful memory of when we accidentally let the boy drown we’d be the most regret-filled millionaires on the planet, so excuse us if Top Figures spooks us out a little.

The point of Top Figures is to slowly remove pieces of the geometric shape keeping the Top Figures boy above water without making him drown. It’s easy enough at first, but then the shapes get harder and more pieces bear weight, so stopping the Top Figures boy from drowning becomes harder and harder until eventually the boy drowns anyway. It wasn’t our fault, you know, despite what everyone says. We can hear them.

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