Throw Me is a game where you throw something and measure your success on how far it’s been thrown. There are a million games just like Throw Me on the internet – so why have we spent the last two nights staying up past our bedtime playing it?

Because we’re so alone, obviously. But also because Throw Me is phenomenal. Simple, fast, nice to look at – Throw Me is the lot. To play Throw Me you need to a) twirl a man around like a lasso and throw him up into the sky, and then thump the space bar whenever you get a power-up. Just like Nanaca Crash but without so many bicycles or anuses, Throw Me is a game that has honestly got us addicted. And, for once, we’re pretty sure we’re better than you at it.

Play Throw Me now