Rockstars are a funny breed. When some bloke from Guns N’ Roses decides to wear an upturned KFC bucket as a hat/mask combo, nobody bats an eyelid. But when Roger from Human Resources does the same, he gets the sack and his wife leaves him. Where’s the justice?
And when a rockstar goes to a hotel, it’s expected for them to throw a bunch of furniture out of the window. People are if they don’t. Whereas when you go to a hotel and a loose shower gel dispenser falls off a bathroom wall of it’s own accord, everyone tuts and frowns at you like you’re the freaking Unabomber or something.
Luckily, there’s now an online game that lets you have a rockstar hotel room tantrum. Take a run-up, bounce on the bed and knock different objects off the balcony with a well-timed power chord.
Play Golden Republic At The Rockstar Hotel now
