The Timewaster is a game that does exactly what you’d imagine it to. It wastes your time. You’ll play it for a while, it’ll annoy you, then you’ll play it some more and the next thing you know it’s hometime.
The Timewaster is split into three parts – a button-pressing game that eventually gets so hard you’ll toy with the idea of suicide, a word game that lets you say sentences in a sort of mumbly British voice and an unfinished section that is genuinely rather mindblowing. It’s not like you’ve got anything better to do, is it?

