SLACKERJACK - The Streaking Game
Then buzz it up
March 29th, 2006 at 12:30 by 586 MEDIA
Streaking is brilliant, isn’t it? A sporting event isn’t a sporting event to us unless some right ugly sod has whipped all their clothes off, leapt over the barriers and run around the playing area jiggling their scrotums around for everyone to see.
Most of us don’t have the, ahem, balls for streaking, and that’s why The Streaking Game will be such an important thing in your life. The rules to The Streaking Game are simple - you run around a field getting chased by the police. The more people that see your hairy balls, the more money you get paid. Be careful of the policeman’s helmets, though - whereas in usual streaking cases, a helmet is used for an informal genital shelter, in The Streaking Game, they fire drawing pins.
