Oh, it’s a game called The Kitten Game! How adorable! Oh, we love kittens so much! Does kitten want a cuddle? Does kitten want a cuddly wuddly wuddle?

No, apparently not. What kitten actually wants is to have the top of his head sliced off by an unthinking maniac on their lunchbreak (that’s you). Because that’s what The Kitten Game is – you see a kitten, you click on the kitten, you mutilate the kitten and you win. We’re probably not selling this one too well, to be honest.

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