SLACKERJACK - The High Heel Game
April 10th, 2006 at 12:30 by Stuart Heritage
We haven't had a mental Asian game for ages - not since that weird game where you had to drive a bike up somebody's bum - so we're proud to give you The High Heel Game.
The High Heel Game is an easy game to explain, but a harder one to fathom. You play a disembodied hammer in The High Heel Game, and it is your job to knock segments out of a lady's high heel while she is still wearing her shoe. Do a good job and she'll pay you money in spades - do a bad job and she'll topple over and be right pissed off. The High Heel Game hasn't taught us anything about life, but we're going out tonight with our tiny hammer…
