SLACKERJACK – Teddy Tavern
We don't understand teddy bears. When the first cuddly toy was being made, there must have been so many animals to choose from – chipmunk, otter, puppy – and yet they decided to make it look like the massive growling things that kill people. Nice one dickheads.
Little did they know that eventually the bear they made out of fur would get its own cooking-based online game. Teddy Tavern is all about a cuddly bear who cooks food for other cuddly types of bear in a cutesy little restaurant. Listen to the people who made Teddy Tavern:
Teddy Tavern begins with Teddy, unhappy in his day job as a short-order cook, deciding to pursue his dream of becoming a master chef. Luckily for him, the prestigious Master Culinary Competition is about to begin! Teddy must learn to cook many varieties of food, earn the satisfaction of his customers and win five medals before entering the final showdown. Can you help Teddy win the Culinary Competition?
No! Because he's a bear and his giant paws aren't sufficiently flexible enough to prepare and cook food. And also, if you put several types of bear in a wooden restaurant they'd all smash it to pieces and then kill each other. Despite these niggles, Teddy Tavern is actually quite a lot of fun.
