And now for the most exciting game you will ever play in your life: Tau'ri Bedrock, where you play a sort of squishy orange blob thing pushing a little rock around some woodland. Yee-ha!
OK, so Tau'ri Bedrock doesn't especially sound like the biggest load of fun around, but you're going to have to trust us here – Tau'ri Bedrock is ace. Hoofing yourself underneath the rock to lob it up over a ledge, shimmying along a crushingly narrow tunnel, bouncing over mounds of dirt… all these things sound like a lot of boring nonsense but, really, in the hands of Tau'ri Bedrock they become joy-filled little triumphs. Tau'ri Bedrock is a little cracker of a game, and one that this write-up hasn't done any justice.
