Swing is the most brain-dribbling simple game we think we’ve ever had as a Slackerjack. All you have to do in Swing is swing from a rope and see how far you can get. That’s it: two mouse clicks and Swing is over.

But you’ll be playing Swing for hours. The Swing leaderboard says that some players can swing for 414 metres. Then why can’t we get any further than 400? Tell us, damnit! Three hours of Swing has left us with nothing more than a slightly dizzy feeling and zero self-esteem. Thanks a lot, Swing.

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