SLACKERJACK - Street Luge
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November 4th, 2005 at 12:30 by 586 MEDIA
The luge is probably the stupidest sport on the planet. Strapping yourself flat against a plank of wood and hurtling down a bobsleigh track is just about the dumbest thing that a human being can do.
The only thing stupider than a luge is a street luge, where people strap themselves flat against a plank of wood with wheels attached and hurtle down a road. An actual, gravelly road. We genuinely can’t see the point of a street luge - if you want to get to the bottom of the hill, stop poncing around with the luge and just call a bloody taxi.
To show you how completely stupid street luge is, today’s Slackerjack is an online representation of a street luge. Have a go - you’ll crash about seven million times.
Play Street Luge now
November 10th, 2005 at 11:08 pm
Dear Dorks, Actually there is something stupider than streetluge, it’s YOUR WEBSITE!!
November 11th, 2005 at 12:48 pm
Thanks for taking the time to comment Don J! Get you!
January 21st, 2006 at 7:44 pm
you obviously have never been on a street luge
February 24th, 2006 at 8:53 pm
LOOK knob head Luging is the most extreme sport EVER. You should grow some balls and try it before slagging it off. Whats not too love about immense speed and being like all of an inch away from the tarmac. I think you should definately try it before you knock it because adrenaline is the best drug ever and its free!!!
jake signing out