A touch of bird flu would go down a treat for us at the moment – anything that meant we could stay in bed and just get a moment's sodding rest for once in our bastard lives, but you may disagree.
In which case, here's Stop Bird Flu. Stop Bird Flu is a a straight-up shooting game where you get to shoot hundreds of chickens in the head because they've got a bit of a cold. Anyway, no matter how many animals you kill in Stop Bird Flu, H5N1 still wins and everyone dies. Oh, spoiler alert.
