This is a game called Steer This Boat. You’ll never guess what you have to do in it. No, really, you won’t.
OK, maybe you will. In Steer This Boat you have to steer a boat. But what with it being a boat and all, it’s obviously quite hard. So there you go. It should really have been called Steer This Boat Which Is Quite Difficult To Steer, because then we wouldn’t have had to write anything at all here.

