SLACKERJACK - Stagger Home Drunk
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June 24th, 2005 at 12:30 by 586 MEDIA
It’s Friday, and that means only one thing - most of you will spend tomorrow night in a sorrowful alcoholic stupor, trying to mask the cracks in your disappointment-filled life by getting drunk in a joyless pub and then trying to push a broken bottle into a policeman’s face.
So now’s the time to get in a bit of practice. In this online game, you must try to stagger home drunk.
Try and balance the drunken, yodelling man with your mouse as he wobbles down the street. If he leans over to one side too far, he’ll topple and fall asleep.
As always, if you make it a decent distance, let us know by leaving a comment.
Good luck, you lonely drunken fools.
