Ah, where would we be without online games with rules baffling enough to make you want to throw yourself on a spike?

Because, make no mistake, that’s what Square2Ball is. It’s one of the countless ‘get the ball to the goal’ games on the internet but, in an attempt to be different, it’s given itself some bananas rules. Like, you can’t change the ball’s direction. And there are ice blocks in the way. And you can make the ice blocks transparent. But only one at once. And arrgh. Or maybe it’s us being dumb. It is.

Play Square2Ball now