SLACKERJACK – Sproink
You're going to have to stick with us here, because any description of Sproink is going to make you so angry you'll probably want to go out and commit a hatecrime. But you should really give Sproink a chance. First, here's that description…
In Sproink, you play a team of Sproinklings on the planet Sproinkus, and it's your job to ride across a rainbow over a canyon in a cart to see how many rainbow-coloured Sproink crystals you can catch in order to save your fellow Sproiklings from… are you still reading this nonsense? You're made of sterner stuff than we thought. Look, Sproink – once you get through all the cutesy stuff – is a pretty tasty puzzle game, in a sort of Bubble Bobble/ Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine kinda way. If you let it, Sproink will suck you in and never let go until you're completely under its spell.
