SLACKERJACK - Snipers
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July 31st, 2007 at 12:30 by Stuart Heritage
Snipers are cool. They spend days and days slowly inching into a perfect space without being seen, work out their enemy's movement patterns, have a quick wank to steady themselves and then - bang. Job done.
But even better than being a sniper is playing a snipers game on your computer at work. It's just the same, but without the days of preparation or the wanking. Unless you enjoy wanking at work. Sicko.
This Snipers game is a little different to traditional snipers in that all the baddies seem to know exactly where you are, and are much better shots than you. This makes the Snipers game ridiculously difficult.
July 31st, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Like Mike Read said (or would’ve said if he wasn’t such a reactionary idiot) “Snipers are killing online gaming”. Snipers aren’t cool, kids. Stop bloody camping *sob*….