Until today, you won't have been able to experience the joys of smuggling without squeezing the contents of eight tubes of toothpaste down your toilet, sweating wildly when you see a dog in an airport and then ending up with a man forcing a gloved finger repeatedly into your rectum.
But as of today you can save on toothpaste, sweat and smashed anal polyps, because today we introduce you to Smugglers 3. Smugglers 3 is a frankly outstanding RPG game that shouldn't need too much explaining if you can read and understand the word 'smugglers', but here goes. In Smugglers 3, you get to pick a profession – complete with a bespoke crew – and use all your skills to gain power and influence from over 75 different planets in order to literally take control of the universe. For fans of the engrossing, Smugglers 3 has got plenty to keep you playing for hours; and if the more ADD among you aren't satisfied by the terrifying space battles in Smugglers 3, then the world just ain't right.
