If there’s one thing the Internet isn’t short of, it’s online distance games.

How far can you kick a penguin, how far can you punch a pig, how far can you blast a car off a balcony with a power chord… the list goes on and on.

It’s business as usual with today’s Slackerjack, but this time you’re attempting to hit a dead animal with a baseball bat. Take your pick between a dead dog, a dead fish, a dead hamster or a dead bird and simply bash them as far as you can.

It’s all to do with the forthcoming book called, unsurprisingly, Dead Pets. We don’t know much about it, except that it’s got a creepy girl on the front.

Play the Dead Pets game now