Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is released very very soon indeed. And depending on how young or strange you are, you’re either really excited or pretty bored by all the relentless Harry Potter hype.

If you’re an excitable Harry Potter fan, it might not be a good idea to carry on reading this article. Oh, and by the way, Dumbledore dies in the new book. Get over it.

If, on the other hand, you’re getting hacked off with all this wizardy nonsense, we have just the game for you – Barry Potter And The Stoned Philosopher.

It hasn’t really got much to do with Harry Potter, to be honest. You just shoot a lot of owls that look like that Harry Potter’s owl. And that’s it. But it’s strangely compelling.

Play Barry Potter And The Stoned Philosopher now.