SLACKERJACK – Scare Yourself In The Descent Cave
This Friday sees the release of The Descent, a brand new quietquietquietLOUD British horror film set in deep underground caves.
It’s been called "Bold and Brilliant", "A Brilliantly Constructed Panic Attack" and "So Tense It’ll Leave You Aching". We don’t know much about it, except that it’s made by the people who do Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. And if it’s half as nightmarish as Chris Tarrant’s gurning "We don’t want to give you that" face, it’ll have the cinema audiences running round and shrieking in outright terror.
The Decent website features a game where you have to escape from a cave before your lighter fluid runs out. If you haven’t soiled yourself by the time you’ve finished, you get your money back. Sound up nice and loud, people, or you’ll miss all the whispered secrets.
