SLACKERJACK – Ryder Cup Challenge
Logic dictates that golf is a crap game played mainly by wankers in dreadful knitwear. But there's some kind of golf thing – possibly the Ryder Cup – going on at the moment, so here's our coverage: a game called Ryder Cup Challenge.
Actually, Ryder Cup Challenge is pretty fantastic since it strips golf down to its very essence – rather than taking a client out to a golf course and making jokes about handicaps while trying to cop a feel of the Cambodian waitress in the clubhouse because your wife can't stand the sight of you, Ryder Cup Challenge is all about smacking balls as far as you can. All you do in Ryder Cup Challenge is wallop ball after ball down a fairway for 60 seconds to see how big a total distance you can rack up. Ryder Cup Challenge's no-nonsense starting point coupled with an intuitive control system make playing Ryder Cup Challenge roughly eight billion times better than the real thing.
Bugger off. Golf is proper good and played by young thrusting types as well as fat old businessmen. You’re just jealous ‘cos you can’t doit.
also you can’t type ‘do it’ as doit with as much style as me.