SLACKERJACK - Rollercoaster Rush
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June 27th, 2008 at 12:30 by Stuart Heritage
As fun as rollercoasters are, we just wish that they were a bit more, you know, thrilling. Perhaps if they were controlled by safety-ignoring maniacs who actively encourage the loss of human life then we'd like them more.
And, in essence, that's what Rollercoaster Rush is - you play a rollercoaster brakeman who has to try and walk the gossamer divide between 'boringly safe' and 'sociopathic murderer'. Send the Rollercoaster Rush cart around sensibly and all the passengers will hate you for ruining their day, but send them around too fast and you'll smash them into terrified jam. Can you get the balance right? Can you? Oh, who are we kidding - you're killing them all on purpose, aren't you.
