SLACKERJACK - Roll On
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July 31st, 2006 at 12:30 by Stuart Heritage
Roll On is a game so simple that you'll be bound to swagger into it like a cocky boxer. All you have to do is roll a marble around a maze. That's it. Roll On = piss of piss.
So then, if Roll On is so easy, if Roll On is just rolling a marble around a little maze, then why has Roll On made us feel more impotently useless than probably any other game? Well, because we're crap at it, obviously. And also because the Roll On physics are so spot on that trying to guide the Roll On marble past a whirly spinny thing without it hurling the marble off the course, or trying not to overshoot a very slight ramp becomes the most intensely challenging task you'll face today.
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