SLACKERJACK – Reindeer Training School
One of the weirdest Christmas lies – apart from the lie about you getting an Xbox 360 for Christmas (not a chance, buddy) – is the lie about reindeers being able to fly.
Seriously. A man who is quite obviously larger than a chimney being able to squeeze himself up and down every chimney on the planet in the space of one night – we can believe that. But flying reindeers? That’s just taking the piss.
Or is it? Word reaches us of a Reindeer Training School; an evil place where hundreds of reindeers are taken each year to be taught to fly by being forced to jump across freezing cold ice lakes. Most of them fall into the ice lakes and die. And today’s Slackerjack – coincidentally titled Reindeer Training School – is a shocking expose into these horrific practises.
Merry Christmas everyone!
